Thursday, February 12, 2009

FIRST Grade Homework Part 2

As if this wasn't hard enough... 
here's what was sent home today:
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FIRST grade. wtf?!

16 comments:

Frau said...

OMG I don't know those answers and I'm 39ish plua a few!Seriously what kind of school do you send your child to. I hope you googled the answer him/her?

heidi said...

Frau: PUBLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. Crazy, right?
-h

Joyce said...

Oh dear I feel like I have a pea brain!!
Have a golden day! xoxo

Elena said...

Those are pretty savvy answers!

Bonbon Oiseau said...

hahahaha! i love these posts more than i love chocolate. that's true.

Bradford said...

So funny. Don't worry, they won't retain this knowledge when they get older either....

Lucky said...

lol. wtf, indeed.

Pickle Horwitz said...

#4 is the best. As if observing dinner being made is even possible in a household with more than one child. And what if dinner doesn't get made in one's home? What if, for whatever reason, the child eats take-out every night? I do so hope it was left blank when it was handed in!

Magpie said...

Damn. I'd better brush up on my physics before first grade next year.

please sir said...

HAHA - that is awesome!

Renovation Therapy said...

ice! ice! baby!

pve design said...

I do hope they observed you making JELLO for dinner.

Laura @ the shorehouse. said...

?!?!?!?!

I told you not to send the kid to college when he was six...but you just *had* to, didn't you? Stinkin' overachievers.

;-)

pia said...

oh man! Good luck with that!! px

Anonymous said...

# 5
what does it matter anyway?

plasticman

Giuseppe said...

Cripes! The things I have to look forward to in four years.